311, Predator: Badlands

Let me take you back to 1987.  Arnie (in his 80's prime), supported by WWF's Jessie 'The Body' Ventura, Rocky's Carl Weathers & regular Arnie 'sidekick', Bill Duke (too name a few) set off into the Central American Jungle to track down what they believe is a renegade group of insurgents - only to discover an Alien being with one mission - seek and destroy!

38 years and 8 movies later we find ourselves at Predator: Badlands and it's fair to say the franchise has had it's ups and downs.  

Predator 2, Alien vs Predator, Alien vs Predator 2 (Requiem), Predators, The Predator, Prey, Predator - Killer of Killers (Animated) and now Predator: Badlands, it's fair to say that the script writers didn't spend too much time coming up with new titles!  I cant say I have seen all of the offerings but since Prey, I am onboard with where it's seemingly going - offering some more insight into the backstory of the 'Yautja' (the species we refer to as the Predators) and how they come to be wherever in the universe they are, and for whatever reason.

Badlands follows this trend as we meet a young Yautja (Dek) in training, trying to make his way as an elite warrior and about to embark on a 'life or death' mission to trap and bring home a Prey of his choosing which on completion, will see him welcomed into the respected ranks.  Failure?  Well, let's just say this isn't tolerated and only the successfull make the grade.

However, unbeknown to him - Daddy Yautja sees his youngest as the weakest link and has ordered elder brother (Kwei) to kill him which doesn't sit quite right with Kwei and I wont spoil what happens next, but it all kicks off and Dek ends up heading to Genna (the "Death Planet") to try and defeat the un-killable 'Kallisk' to redeem himself in his fathers eyes.

You have probably noticed that I haven't mentioned any actors yet in this most recent offering.  Well, the use of CGI is in abundance here and although there is body suit recognition for Dek, played by Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi (don't worry - I don't know him either) he remains unrecognisable as an actor and fully supported by voice overs and digitalisation.  The same can be said for the other Yautja, so it's left to the inclusion of Ellie Fanning (Maleficent) as the only really recognisable cast member and overall, it's a very small ensemble.

Once we get to Genna where the bulk of this movie takes place (and the prelude up to this point concludes with brief title sequence) it's fair to say the CGI ramps up even more!  From comparable 'Dinosaurs' to killer trees & plants, 'Death Planet' is a very fair assessment of the unfamiliar terrian that Dek is faced with.

Dek meets Thia (Fanning) quite early on following his arrival on Genna - and being a sentient A.I / Android, Thia becomes quite an unexpected ally initially for Dek in his pursuit of the Kallisk.  Thia is on Genna as a research project - knowing no human could survive the environment and having knowledge of the Kallisk, offers assistance to Dek as a 'tool' to help him obtain his trophy!

Fanning - on the whole (or at least half of her) is great.  The character is witty, funny, patronising and knowledgeable and is the perfect sidekick for Dek.  I won't go into too much detail about Tessa (Fannings other role in this) as I dont want to give everything away but she definately the Yang to Thia's Yin (put simply).

The setting is very reminiscent of Arnie's version all those years ago (albeit worlds apart) but the Jungle / Forrest setting is very comparable.  Thia has a language adaptive programme installed in her to speak the the Yautja's language but remain understandable to us, but you do have to deal with Dek's dialoguie in subtitles, although Dek's lines are short and defined - meaning it's not that hard to keep up with whats going on.

We get an insight into Thia's backstory too and you can't help but get flashbacks of the sort of 'Chewbacca / C3PO' relationship between our resiliant duo as they traverse through the environment - which makes more sense when you watch the movie.

That's not the only Star Wars comparative however as a lot of the monsters and lifeforms on Genna have a Star Wars feel about them - some playfull, some horrific but they are in abundance and almost every scene is either a 'run for your life' or 'fight to the death' moment.

The special effects are well done - Ellie Fanning is great and the story has pace and purpose so for me, all in all it's a bit of a winner!  

It doesn't have the rawness of Prey - or the basic survival instincts of Arnie's Predator, but I think it's a worthy addition to the franchise and if you likes some of its predecessors - definately one to watch.

(Images used in blog are sourced from Wikipedia, Los Angeles Times, Empire, Film Stories, The Times, Collider & Vanyaland)

   

310, Melania

Okay Amazon Prime - Lets get the bad bits out the way first.  

IMDB have ranked this 1.4 Stars (One of the 5 lowest ranked films on the platform) & Rotten Tomatoes gave it a critics score of just 7% (although it has an audience rating of 99%!)

Openly - it's been slammed as an egotystical self portrayal of first world problems that only seem to affect the top 0.0001% of the population and the whole concept was never really going to allow the promise of a 'tell all' behind the scenes documentary of what life is truly like for the wife of President Trump, especially in the 20 days leading up to his 2nd term as US President.  So what actually is 'Melania' - if it's not an 'access all areas' documentary?

Well - surprisingly enough - I found it to be quite interesteing.

Lets just agree that it's a very manicured and scripted 90 minutes of self produced positivity from Melania's perspective.  The doting Wife, Daugher, Mother and the orchestrator of home design and public event planning which does shed some insight into some of the 'behind the scenes' goings on of the innaugural dinner and the pre-empt to life (once more) in the White House.

Trump himself appears fleetingly - it feels honest, and respectful but with that said, there are a handfull of funny and witty quips from Melania 'behind the camera' that do raise a smile, especially with how distanced she sounds on some of the recorded phone calls with him and pretty much her dismissal of his polling successes but on the whole, Melania is portrayed as a very supportive First Lady, albeit very much in control of her own schedule.

We do see (or, what we are led to believe) is the inside of Melania's apartment within Trump Tower for a dress fitting, which is where we meet some of the ensemble cast - namely her designer / dresser (Herve Pierre) who does steal each scene he's in as well as the event coordinator (David Monn) who is behind some of the events Melania is working on.  The standout performance though is the hand made dress, presented by Herve that is nothing short of knockout and you do get a small glimpse of the 'fashionista' side of Melania - almost forgotton given her current standing.

There are filmed interviews with potential new 'staffers' - Invitation choosing, table dressings meetings and Art selection discussions for the White House that pad out the films duration but it really is all about Melania.  There are no sit down 'one to one' moments like you see in Drive to Survive and everything is shot pretty much in 3rd person, either on the move or on location with lots of voiceovers and very little straight to camera conversations.  There are lots of thoughtfull 'stares' set to patriotic soundtracks as this plane lands or that car pulls away and even the Secret Service guys get some face time, which I thought was a big 'no no' but hey, it's a new world!

We get to see inside the Capitol in footage that wouldn't have made the CNN Presidential coverage and if anything, this documentary is focussed on showing the indiviuality of the returning First Lady and the work she is doing towards numerous charities, much more than being just the wife of a President.

You don't get the open honesty and realism of let's say - 'Clarksons Farm' and if you honestly thought you would hear the first Lady slagging off her Husbands antics, then you are very much mistaken.

Okay - I'll agree with the critics that this isn't going to win any Documentary awards - but if Melania herself is of interest you, then this will give a voice to someone who on 'TV' is always two steps behind and pretty much unheard - allowing some small insight to life outside of being  'Mrs Trump' and highlights her own passions, challenges and steps to secure her and Baron's future (albeit financially, I'm sure they'll be okay) as the years tick by.

(Images used in blog are sourced from Wikipedia, Vanity Fair, Yahoo, New york Times, Common Sense Media & USA Today)

309, War Machine

Netflix have done it again! 

As a pretty big Alan Richardson fan, seeing him take the lead in a straight to Netflix movie always makes me smile.  Having watched him as far back as Hunger Games and even as Raphael in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movies (as well as being a phenominal Jack Reacher of course!) means that for me, his sheer on-screen presence is very reminiscent of old Arnie movies -  but with better acting!  

War Machine is no different.  If you were to take the premise of Predator meets BattleShip you cant go far wrong - the Battleship reference?  Well, think training excercise goes awry as alien tech invades pre-planned war games and as for Predator, Man vs Machine using environment and skill to bring down said Alien foe.  It's a greast idea.

The set up is awesome too.  A fleeting initial presence from Jai Courtney as the younger brother - hell bent on convincing Richardson (as the older sibling) to apply for Army Ranger Training during a middle-eastern posting where sadly, things dont go as planned for either of them but following a tragedy, spurs on Richardson to complete his brothers dream of becoming a Ranger and as a result of the harrowing backstory - you are instantly behind Richardson, backing him 100% to succeed.

Basic Training is brutal - Richardson as the lonely soldier, distances himself from his camp mates which brings with it it's own level of trials and challenges, but see's hime stand out as the older, experienced ring leader and puts him on a pedestal that is put to the ultimate test after being thrown into the final 'Hell March' excercise, where things go badly wrong and the squad is faced with a force 'not of this world' and it takes all they have to work together and bring down this seemingly unbeatable force.

I think before you get into this - knowing it's an 'Alien / Sci-Fi' movie isn't too much of a spoiler alert.  Either way, it certainly doesn't take anything away from the realism of the whole movie.  The effects, both special and actual are outstanding.  It's a brutal and graphic war movie that as well as being visually impressive, manages to also hone in on individuals special circumstances without even giving them character names (most are referred too as their number - Richardson himself credited as '81') and this somehow manages to support the commaradory, without anything getting too personal which was cleverly written.

There are some grerat cameos as well - Jai Courtney (Suicide Squad) as mentioned before is in a very small role but does a good job - as do Dennis Quaid as Army Sgt Major Sheridan and Esai Morales (Gabriel in the more recent Mission Impossible movies) as Sgt Torres.

81's Team mates to me (and apologies to them) were all pretty unrecogniseable but I am sure have been in things I've seen but this movie really is all about Alan Richardson.  He is in every scene, has most of the dialogue and barrels through the 106 minutes with personality, emotion, dedication to the cause and a sheer unwillingness to stay down!  There are parts that certainly aren't for the faint hearted - the Alien machine itself kills without remorse and uses mostly rockets and laser guided missiles in very close proximity to exterminate it's prey - meaning the sad recipients of the brutal attacks are left in an awful mess at the end of it all.

The movie ends with the wider global impact of the invasion and does explain why the Army didn't step in to help this defenseless band of brothers and also opens up a potential story line for a sequel, but I'd be surprised if it sees the light of day.

War Machine is stand out piece of visual brilliance with some great acting and even better effects and for me, further secures Richardson as a a great leading actor - but also, following movies such as Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare & and Fast X, also shows him playing well with others and with 8 episodes of the new 'Jack Reacher' season out later this year, means we wont have to wait long to see him back at what he does best.

Who survives?  Well, I won't completely spoil the ending, but let's just say - don't get too attached to the rest of the Squad!

Enjoy!

(Images used in blog are sourced from ScriptShadow, Wikipedia, Empire, Bloody Disgusting, Flickering Myth & Hyperbeast)

308, Tornado

I'm still playing catch-up to a few back-end 2025 releases but hopefully the last is Tornado, An Amazon Prime offering that on the poster promises "A Lean and Nasty, Gripping Thriller' and 'Exhilarating Samurai Action' - but sadly for me, Tornado fails on both counts.

Tornado is the name given to our title character - played by Japanese Model & Songwriter, Mitsuki Kimura (aka Koki) who along with her Father / Mentor, Fujin (Takehiro Hira - Captain America / Rental Family) make up part of a travelling circus as Pupeteers, touring their way through the villages and hamlets of 1700's Britain when their paths cross with a vicious gang of robbers - laden with gold from a recent heist.

Stopping for a break and deciding to watch the show, a young boy manages to steal the gold from the intrigued theives but is spotted by Tornado who then manages to take the gold for herself and hide it, which in turn, promps a man-hunt by the gang to reclaim their take and kill anyone who gets in their way.

That's about the movie - from then on it's just a 'back and forth' chase across moors and woodland with a few brief encounters along the way, inluding a stately home hideout and the base-camp of their traveling circus but in the end - this is basically down to the Gang, led by Sugarman (Tim Roth) versus Tornado.

You'd easily be fooled into watching this by the cast alone - Roth, a hero in my eyes for 'Lie to Me' and movies such as 'Pulp Fiction and 'Reservoir Dogs' stands alongside Son, Little Sugar (Jack Lowden - Slow Horses) and familar face Rory McCann playing the role of Kitten, which - after being The Hound in Game of Thrones, did make me chuckle.  

The rest of the Gang was pretty unknown to me albeit I did initially mistake Squid Lips for Alfie Allen - but alas it wasn't.  Nevermind - throw in some cameos from Joanne Whalley (ex Kilmer), known for Scandal / Willow & a fleeting 'blink and you'll miss it' part for TV regular, Alex Macqueen then all in all it was still a very recognisable cast.

Sadly, the pace is slow and somehow manages to make 90 minutes feel like 3hrs but the locations are well thought out - drawing you into a cold and menacing landscape with the chase scenes - albeit mostly on foot keeping the drama all in close proximity.  As for a Samurai movie - well, you need to wait until the last 20 minutes or so to get a feel for that but with a trained, young Japanese wannabe warrior taking on a bunch of old, beaten up, tired English ruffians, let's just say, Mortal Kombat - it is not.

Some of the effects towards the end do compare well with older Samurai movies, the blood spurting and limb removal is all very playfull but too much of it happens all too quickly, and in all honesty - the Gang doesn't really put up much of a fight once they are on the back foot which makes for a pretty straightforward and predictable ending.

They have tried to get momentum going by starting mid-way though the movie, then offering some flashbacks to get you up to speed before the final act but it doesn't really add to the drama.  Lowden plays this like he is just filling time until the next Slow Horses Season and Roth comes across like he is just after another paycheck.  It's a real shame becuase with such a great cast - and Koki stepping out as a potential 'next big thing' I'd have really liked a little more.

Its drawn out - slow, and although well shot and to some extent, well acted - it just doen't push any excitement buttons so no 'highly recommended' comments coming from me this time but, as always; If seeing a bunch of well known TV actors get together for a foot chase through the moors with some swordplay at the end floats your boat, then this has you written all over it.

(Images used in blog are sourced from IMDB, The Guardian, Deadline, The New York Times, High on Films & Deep Focus Review)

307, Anniversary

Released back in October 2025 and currenty available on Netflix, Anniversary is the disturbing tale of American society thrown into a dystopian future when a new additon the 'Taylor' Family, Elizabeth, soon to be daughter in-law to son Josh, releases a book called "The Change" a radical political mannifesto that throws life as they know it into total dissaray.  

The acceptance of this book on a national scale promts a "Change" in society and a totalitarian culture emerging over a 5yr period - with alarming and horrific outcomes and consequences for the family at the heart of this story.

That's the premise - and the movie starts quite light-heartedly with the 25th Anniversary Party of Ellen & Paul Taylor, brilliantly portrayed by Diane Lane (DC's Man of Steel / Judge Dredd) & Kyle Chandler (The Rip - Blog 304 / Godzilla).  

It's clear that early on, this is a tight-nit, loving & inclusive family with friends and relatives all in attendance to celebrate with the Taylors.  This includes daughters Anna, Cynthia & Birdie but it's the arrival of son Josh and his new fiance Elizabeth (played by Phoebe Dynevor - Bridgerton / Snatch TV) that prompts the beginning of the end.  

Ellen later recogises Liz as an ex-student of hers - almost sidelined by her radical political beliefs in class there is a visible tension between them but its the gift of Liz's book - The Change, to Ellen that really starts riling things up.

As sworn supporters of the constitution and democratic right, the void between The Taylor family & Liz becomes very clear with all but son Josh dismissing her ideas as complete ludicrousy, but as the national tide turns and the Taylor's end up being the isolated and intimidated minority, their lives and relationships crumble under the new regime and it's not until the very end of the movie that you get a real understanding of Liz's motives and how far she will go to get what she wants.

I have probably already spoilt more than I wanted too with this description, but I do stop short of describing exactly how the family collapses.  

The Parents & Daughters have their own individual storylines for how they deal with situations they are faced following the impact The Change has on all of them, but you have to feel for each and every one of them as their futures all play out.

The casting is pretty impressive ascross the board.  Aside from Parents Lane & Chandler, the daughters are played by Madeline Brewer (The Handmaids Tale), Zoey Deutch (Juror #2) & Mckenna Grace (Ghostbusters Reboot) and from a character perspective we get a mix of newly famous comedienne, working executive & younger 'impressionable' teen that show the many sides of impact this event has from multiple perspectives.

Then there is Josh - played by Dylan O'Brien (Maze Runner) who as a self-confessed failed science fiction writer, becomes overwhelmed and totally self indulged with the newfound wealth and power he seemingly has with Liz, having been credited as authors of the new world order - but is everything as it seems?

Anniversary is a hard-hitting realisation of what an alternative reality could easily become.  Watching it, I was slowly getting the feeling this could have been billed as a prequel to The Handsmaids Tale and that becomes more evident towards the end of the movie as The Change really starts to take a hold of a so-called polite American suburbia.

I kept thinking it'll be alright in the end or, something will happen and everyone will be fine, but I can't promise you any happy endings with this one.  Go in with your eyes open and watch it early enough to ensure you have time to watch something else to cheer you up afterwards!

The acting's fantastic, the storyline is harrowing and the message is thought provoking.  All elemets of a really clever movie but clever doesn't necessarily mean they all lived happily ever after.  If that's all you want - go to Disney+  

(Images used in blog are sourced from Wikipedia, Geek Vibes Nation, Movie insider, Rotton Tomatoes)

306, The Wrecking Crew

Any movie that opens with a Guns N'Roses track has to be be a winner - from it's vibrant opening sweeping drone shots of Hawaii to the final subdued beach scenes, this movie is action packed, full of laughs, violence and is definately one to watch!

I started this blog how I normally end them, but I wanted to get your attention early.  

The Wrecking Crew for me was an absolute gem of a movie.  Jason Momoa and Dave Bautista (slimmed down & fresh from a very recent outing in Afterburn, Blog 303) portray estranged half-brothers Jonny & James Hale, supported by a magnificent cast including fan favourite Morena Baccarin (DeadPool), Jacob Batalon (Spiderman) & Temuera Morrison (Mandalorian).

Bautista & Momoa deserve equal billing as the Hale brothers.  The Hero vs the Anti-Hero.  One a decorated Marine - one a disgraced Cop, seprated decades ago after an absent father left them both high and dry and after his untimely death (an alleged 'hit and run'), Momoa is the first sibling hot on the trail of their absent fathers killer after a visit from a Yakuza hit squad leaves him questioning what's been going on.  Heading home to Hawaii after a lenghtly absence, he is forced to begrudgingly team up with Bautista to work out why their father was murdered - and by who.

The chemistry between Bautista and Momoa is excellent - insult after insult & the sheer brashness of the back and forth is a real treat and both play their parts so well.  Baccarin is the always sensational on / off love interest of Momoa and is drawn back into the fray mid movie, whereas Bautista's Hawaiian family of wife, kids and cousin are all great.

A welcome addition were the intereludes from Pika (Batalon) - who now at 30yrs old, completely bald and to me, almost unrecogniseable from his Spiderman days just oozed confidence and comedy, a highlight being his 'parkour' rooftop escape where Momoa yells after him as being the 'Fat Jackie Chan'.  It was seamless and although I am sure there was CGI involved, (apologies Jacob if this was no the case) it looked awesome on screen.

The movie is just over 2hrs long but doesn't slow down for a minute.  The fight scenes are well choreographed, brilliantly visualised and yes, you can tell there is some CGI involvement but not enough to ruin the spectacle.  

The standout one for me was the opening 'Momoa versus Yakuza' fight where armed with only a towel and some element of his dignity - fends off three assassins with just his wit and a Guiness for support.

The movie builds, with the two brothers starting out at each others throats but as you'd expect, once rationalle for past behaviours is outed, the bond grows and we end up with a demolition duo who almost in a throwback to a Commando or Rambo plot line, seeming take out entire gangs in one fell swoop.

I will mention the the incusion of the local Hawaii PD Detective (Rennert), who was not only responsible for naming the twosome as "The Wrecking Crew" in a brief 'talking down' following one of their escapades, but also because he was played by Stephen Root who for me, albeit having an extensive CV of both live action, animated and voice over work - will always be Gordon from Dodge Ball.  A movie very close to my heart!

Although based in Hawaii, most of the filming took place in New Zealand and the scenery was breathtaking.  From the back street markets to the high rise towerblocks and sweeping golden beaches, I dont care where it was filmed - I want to go there!

Bautista has been a very busy boy - Afterburn only came out a short while ago and he has ten other pipeline projects that include Road House 2, Beowulf, Highlander and a reboot of the Last Airbender so he isn't slowing down anytime soon.  For me, he is actually way more watchable than that other WWE convert, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, and that's a tall order! (most of the time).  

As for Momoa, It's great so see him back doing what he does best, and with upcoming movies such as  StreetFighter (as Blanka), SuperGirl & Dune Part 3, I am looking forward to pretty much everything he has coming out - Minecraft 2 aside!

The Wrecking Crew is a great Action Comedy and the yet un-mentioned scenes to look out for are the Bridge / Helicopter Scene, which will have you wincing and gasping at the same time, the boiling over of the 'Brother on Brother' animosity that results in a great fight scene & the catering scene that includes a very short-lived performance from  Lydia Peckham (2025 TV's adaptation of Robin Hood / Nuremberg).  

Baccarin plays 'sultry sexy' as good as she always does and with the exception of very questionable  bad-guy Marcus Robichaux, (played by Claes Bang, who I didn't recognise as playing William Tell in the 2024 movie of the same name), everyone is great.

The only drawback, (and I am aware this has been mentioned in other reviews) is the lack of acknowledgement or humility for any of the completely innocent bystanders or car drivers, either maimed or killed in the many violent public fights that break out.  Considering one brother is a Cop and the other a decorated soldier, neither show any remorse for outcome of their actions.  BUT - it is just a movie afterall - so no one really died! 

Verdict - Very enjoyable, Lots of laughs and plenty of brutal, visual action.  And dont forget, a bit of Paradise City to get things going!

(Images used in blog are sourced from Plugged In, Wikipedia, Cgo Movies, Amazon UK, In-Bwetween Media & Cherrypics)

305, The Naked Gun

It's been 31yrs since the third part of the original Naked Gun trilogy was released, aptly named The Naked Gun 33 1/3 - The Final Insult where we were all taken in by the 'charms' of Anna-Nicole Smith and a return for Leslie Nielsen, doing what he always did best.  This new re-booted 4th installments sees Liam Neeson picking up the mantle as Frank Drebin 'Jnr' and Pamela Anderson starring as femme fatale Beth Davenport, in a welcome return to screen, continuing her movie comeback following a fantastic performance in The Last Showgirl.

These films don't take much working out and anyone (over a certain age) who has seen Police Squad, the Original Naked Gun films and AirPlane all know what to expect; A script littered with innuendoes and double entendres, slapstick comedy and witty one liners but sadly, this one (for me) just didn't quite hit the mark!

The plot line is basic.  Guy dies in car crash - suspected suicide, then becomes a murder investigation - who dunn'it and why - solve the case to save the department etc etc and we know very early on who the bad-guys are so don't expect any lat minute twists and turns in this one.  If anything, the focus of the movie is more on the relationship between the leading two-some, and I think with a run-time of under 90 minutes (85?) it's pretty much over before you've got a chance to get your 3rd beer. 

Yes, Naked Gun was definately 'of it's time' however those same jokes now appear extremely dated and probably haven't aged well in the modern era.  I don't think I'm old or prudish in that statement, I get all of it and can see why they did it, but it just doesn't land like it used too.  

To try and keep elements of continuity from the originals, a lot of the same gags do appear.  The overly impossible disguises for Drebin and the innuendo of an evolved (and even more suggestive) Kitchen 'Shadow' scene (remember the camping trip?) both make appearances, as does the constant 'coffee on demand' and mic-drop statement on-liners but sadly, I didn't really laugh once.  It all felt too staged and lacked the delivery that Nielsen had mastered.  Liam Neeson isn't famed for his slapstick comedy skills, wheras Nielsen was, making it all feel just a little bit wrong.

With that said, worth mentioning that Pamela was great.  Natural and gorgeous in pretty much every scene and to be fair, the whole cast made a decent rosta.  Aside from Neeson and Anderson there was  Paul Walter Hauser (Blackbird) as Drebins partner Ed Hocken 'Jnr', Danny Huston (X-Men) as the lead protagonist Richard Cane, CHH Pounder (Avatar / NCIS New Orleans) as Chief Davis and finally, Kevin Durand (Ballers / Real Steel) as Cane's hired muscle.

It even had cameos from WWE's Cody Rhodes and Rap legend Busta Rhymes but after the shine of a very recognisable cast - it all got very dull, very quickly.

There is no denying that this is a nostalgic trubute to the originals, and to their credit, the filmakers also haven't shyed away from some prior cast members or 'notable mentions' that let's say, haven't aged too well over time and given them a little bit of stick.  You'll work out who they are if you don't already.

The movie is what it is.  No Oscars just yet, but it did win the 2026 Best Comedy Movie in the Critics Choice Awards as well as an Outstanding achievement in Casting for a Big Budget Feature Comedy (I told you it was an impressive rosta!) from the Casting Society (CSA).  It's also nominated in over a dozen other award catagories across magazines and a spattering of US States Critics Choice events so there is some credibility to it, even after everything I have said - so what do I know!

Finally, if one good thing does come out of this moive, it's the budding off-screen relationship of Neeson and Anderson.  it's fair to say both have had traumatic and tragic love lives and if this movie brings two of hollywoods most recognisable faces togeher and genuinly creates something adorable - then good for them - and thanks to The Naked Gun for making it happen.

(Images used in blog are sourced from IMDB, The New York Times, Odeon Cinemas, AwardsWatch, MovieWeb & Vanity Fair)

304, The Rip

By my count, The Rip is the 15th collaboration with Ben Affleck & Matt Damon, who started out as best friends in Boston aged 8 & 10 respectively and went on to form one of Hollywoods most successful partnerships.  As a pair they have covered Dramas, Action & Sports movies as well as individually being superheroes, assassins & uncredited baseball players but there is no denying that when together, we always see the sum of their best work.

The Rip is no different.  A Gritty Miami Cop Drama that see our two headline acts making up part of a TNT (Tactical Narcotics Team), led by Damon with a rag tag bunch of hard hitting cops all ready to jump at a moments notice.  

For context, The 'Rip' is a term given to either a cash or drugs seizure - the bigger the Rip - the more prestigious the accolade.  The opening scenes show us the gunning down of the then TNT Captain, Velez, played by TV's S.W.A.T regular Lina Esco (Chris) and for me, a much underused cast member in this as S.W.A.T definitely took a down turn once she, a few of the originals left in the closing seasons.

Post murder, the subsequent questioning of her team led by FBI officers (with a lovely little twist) allows tempers to flare with some of the questions and potential accusations that start flying around.  

These interviews are cut seamlessly into flashback visuals of Cpt. Velez last moments, where just before her murder, she manages to get a text message sent (saying what and to whom will become evident later), but after a quick 1st Act of getting to know everyone and learning all you need to know about each of the TNT members personal stories, we are thrown into the main elements of the movie.  

After receiving a tip about a cash house, our team descends on said location to investigate, discovering a pretty hefty sum of stashed Cartel cash but it's very clear that the motives behind what they should do with the cash are split between the team and we enter into a tense 40 minute middle act of mistrust, tested loyalties and some quick fire action that leaves even the most astute audience members still wondering who is on the right side of the law and who isn't.

After some pretty strong and violent clashes within the team - backup arrives and the cash is offloaded but even then, something just isn't quite right and with 20 minutes to go there are a few twists and turns still remaining but let's just say, I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Comparing it to other Miami Cop Dramas such as Bad Boys and Miami Vice, this I'd say sits firmly in the middle.  It's not as dark and moody as Vice, but not as bubbly and colourful as Bad Boys and with the action taking place outside the bright lights of the City - could really have been set anywhere.

Damon and Affleck are on top form as are other familiar faces such as a fleeting early appearance from 'The Morning Shows' Nestor Carbonell (still wearing his trademark guy-liner) and Kyle Chandler as DEA Agent Mateo (Mayor of Kingstown / Friday Night Lights).  The rest of the TNT include Steven Yeun, Teyana Taylor & Catalina Sandino Moreno and all have a pretty decent resume's,  having appeared in movies such as Ballerina, One Battle After Another & Nope - just to name a few of their individual credits.

This movie is definitely one of two halves.  First half see's a well scripted, edge of the seat, tense thriller with some fantastic back and forths between all of the team - less action, more 'who you going to trust' whereas in contrast, the second half ramps up the pace and once you've worked it all out - goes hell bent on the action movie genre with full effect.

It's great to see once again some of Hollywoods biggest stars signing up for streaming movies and sometimes, a really good gritty cop drama is all you really need.  That is however until I saw the trailer drop this week for 'He-Man, Masters of the Universe' and my 10yr old self got way more excited that I should have.  Now that's a movie I can't wait to see in all it's glory but until then, there is plenty out there to keep you entertained and The Rip is definitely one of them.

(Images used in blog are sourced from Wikipedia, Netflix, Good Housekeeping, Rotten Tomatoes & MovieWeb)