308, Tornado

I'm still playing catch-up to a few back-end 2025 releases but hopefully the last is Tornado, An Amazon Prime offering that on the poster promises "A Lean and Nasty, Gripping Thriller' and 'Exhilarating Samurai Action' - but sadly for me, Tornado fails on both counts.

Tornado is the name given to our title character - played by Japanese Model & Songwriter, Mitsuki Kimura (aka Koki) who along with her Father / Mentor, Fujin (Takehiro Hira - Captain America / Rental Family) make up part of a travelling circus as Pupeteers, touring their way through the villages and hamlets of 1700's Britain when their paths cross with a vicious gang of robbers - laden with gold from a recent heist.

Stopping for a break and deciding to watch the show, a young boy manages to steal the gold from the intrigued theives but is spotted by Tornado who then manages to take the gold for herself and hide it, which in turn, promps a man-hunt by the gang to reclaim their take and kill anyone who gets in their way.

That's about the movie - from then on it's just a 'back and forth' chase across moors and woodland with a few brief encounters along the way, inluding a stately home hideout and the base-camp of their traveling circus but in the end - this is basically down to the Gang, led by Sugarman (Tim Roth) versus Tornado.

You'd easily be fooled into watching this by the cast alone - Roth, a hero in my eyes for 'Lie to Me' and movies such as 'Pulp Fiction and 'Reservoir Dogs' stands alongside Son, Little Sugar (Jack Lowden - Slow Horses) and familar face Rory McCann playing the role of Kitten, which - after being The Hound in Game of Thrones, did make me chuckle.  

The rest of the Gang was pretty unknown to me albeit I did initially mistake Squid Lips for Alfie Allen - but alas it wasn't.  Nevermind - throw in some cameos from Joanne Whalley (ex Kilmer), known for Scandal / Willow & a fleeting 'blink and you'll miss it' part for TV regular, Alex Macqueen then all in all it was still a very recognisable cast.

Sadly, the pace is slow and somehow manages to make 90 minutes feel like 3hrs but the locations are well thought out - drawing you into a cold and menacing landscape with the chase scenes - albeit mostly on foot keeping the drama all in close proximity.  As for a Samurai movie - well, you need to wait until the last 20 minutes or so to get a feel for that but with a trained, young Japanese wannabe warrior taking on a bunch of old, beaten up, tired English ruffians, let's just say, Mortal Kombat - it is not.

Some of the effects towards the end do compare well with older Samurai movies, the blood spurting and limb removal is all very playfull but too much of it happens all too quickly, and in all honesty - the Gang doesn't really put up much of a fight once they are on the back foot which makes for a pretty straightforward and predictable ending.

They have tried to get momentum going by starting mid-way though the movie, then offering some flashbacks to get you up to speed before the final act but it doesn't really add to the drama.  Lowden plays this like he is just filling time until the next Slow Horses Season and Roth comes across like he is just after another paycheck.  It's a real shame becuase with such a great cast - and Koki stepping out as a potential 'next big thing' I'd have really liked a little more.

Its drawn out - slow, and although well shot and to some extent, well acted - it just doen't push any excitement buttons so no 'highly recommended' comments coming from me this time but, as always; If seeing a bunch of well known TV actors get together for a foot chase through the moors with some swordplay at the end floats your boat, then this has you written all over it.

(Images used in blog are sourced from IMDB, The Guardian, Deadline, The New York Times, High on Films & Deep Focus Review)