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Monday, 8 June 2026

316, Masters of the Universe

Between 1983-1985, as a mere 7yr old with just 4 TV channels, no mobiles or online gaming, and growing up in a world very isolated in comparison to what kids are having to deal with today allowed us the opportunity to really play and engage with toys that didn't speak for themselves and needed us to create content and stories to bring what we had to life.

For me - that was heavily focussed on 4 things.  Lego, Transformers, Mask & He-Man.  Although I am over it now, seeing Transformers get a proper live-action movie makeover in 2007 did fill me with excitement at the time as all of these childhood characters I had watched in cartoon form & played with in plastic form were now front and centre on the big screen and it was great.  Even the Lego movie to some extent was a joy and as for Mask (much lesser known but still very viable for a movie franchise) I'm still waiting!

Well, now it's He-Man's turn and okay, before you all complain - yes, I am fully aware this isn't the first He-Man / Masters Live Action movie.  

2yrs after the original cartoon ended in 1987, Dolph Lundgren donned the furry hot pants and raised his sword with Frank Langella portraying a pretty scary Skeletor but my biggest gripe was it was set in America - not the land of Eternia.  A young Courtney Cox was the earth heroine along with her boyfriend who had to help the Masters find the 'key' to get home - and that was it.

It was clunky - camp (not as camp as the cartoon) and just lacked the huge host of characters and backdrops the cartoon presented.  It did have Man-at-Arms, Teela & Gwildor for the good-guys and Evil-Lyn, Blade, Saurod & Beastman for the bad, but there was no Battle-Cat (Cringer), no transformation (or back story) of Prince Adam having He-Man as his 'alter-ego' and so many other heroes & villains were missing.  Sadly, it very quickly fell into the bargain bin of entertainment with no sequels even considered.

In a way I'm glad - with technology as it was, expecting to see a believable Eternia in the 80's could have looked quite 'Tron'-esq, but they could have gone down the Star Wars route which would have been better - as would seeing a cowardly green tiger becoming the mighty Battle-Cat and even the transformation of He-Man himself would have more resembled Bill Bixby's morph into Lou Ferrigno's Incredible Hulk in the 1977 TV series so perhaps although at the time it would have been cool - from a nostalgic perspective, it would have ruined the fantasy so at least they didn't do a completely terrible job of messing up my childhood memories!

However - 2026 is a whole new ball game and waiting 40yrs for this re-imaging to take place is probably not a bad idea as today's CGI can allow for a much more in-depth and believable realm - and OMG did they do it justice!

Firstly - let's talk Eternia.  Its stunning - Castle GraySkull is epic as is Snake Mountain and when the movie opens with Prince Adam as a young child, its colourful - scary, desolate - bustling - it's Asgard meets Coruscant and they've done it brilliantly.

The movie is an origin story - Skeletor attacks Eterno (Eternia's Capital) with such shock and awe that his army catches everyone off guard and in a last ditch escape effort - Adam's parent see him off through a multi-dimensional portal, along with the Sword of Power to Earth - where after initially losing the sword during the journey - spends the next 15 years trying to look for it to go home.

Adult Adam is a bit of a dolt - working in HR, he is clearly frustrated about losing the sword so when he gets a lead on it, he drops everything (much to his line managers disgust) to get himself back home.  

When he does - its a very different Eternia he is faced with under Skeletor's reign but his return prompts a gathering of his childhood heroes who band together to bring down Skeletor's evil horde and bring peace back to Eternia.

As for the plot - that's all you're getting.  There is so much more I could write and I could go on for ages about the little nuances and easter eggs that are linked back to the cartoon and even the 80's Dolph Lundgren imagining with Dolph himself making a quick cameo but there are so many more moments to keep an eye out, if you know what you are looking for.

The cast is excellent - He-Man himself, Galitzine (The Idea of You / Cinderella) is brilliant, as are Idris Elba and Camilla Mendes as father / daughter combo Man-At-Arms and Teela.  Other returning characters are Ram Man, Fisto, Mekaneck & Roboto - each brilliantly represented and there is a running joke about these names and how bad they actually are given how Adam refers to them growing up on Earth.  Look out for plenty of adult innuendoes that will have the older viewers cracking up without the younger kids being aware to what's going on!

However - for me, the heroes are no match for the brilliant CGI and characterisation of the baddies.  Trap Jaw, Spikor, Beat Man, Evil-Lyn and Tri-Klops just to name a few are so well conceived and designed that they really do steal the show but the standout performance (and I can't believe I am saying this out loud) is Jared Leto as Skeletor himself.

Leto has played an absolute blinder - he has not only captured the evil vengefulness of the 80's cartoon but also the mannerisms and comedy of Skeletor to perfection.  You will laugh out loud with some of the dialogue and you cant wish for a more likeable villain than Skeletor - you will not be disappointed.

For me - it could have done with a little more of Battle-Cat, and characters such as Mer-Man make a single frame 'blink and you'll miss it' appearances but this just means the franchise still has plenty of momentum, something tee'd up in the post credit scene - they will be back!     

For those who remember the cartoons always ending with Orko giving a morale to the story / episode then this also hasn't been forgotten (if you hang around at the end) and, without trying to detail any spoilers; I do hope they find a way to bring Leto's Skeletor back for a 2nd outing!

It was everything I wanted it to be.  It bought back so many childhood memories (in a positive way) and although there was plenty of nostalgia and throwbacks for me, it also completely engaged our 12 year old and easily welcomed in a new army of fans - as I am sure Transformers did when it's first live action movie released almost 20 years ago.



    


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