And that's the point. Gone are the good old movie days where we actually WOULD stand a chance against an invasion. Now its all about just how devastating an attack would be, and indeed, how brutal the aftermath would be.
So if you are planning on seeing this film, don't read on - I am about to spoil it for you.
Since "Skyline" my faith in a good Alien / Monster movie making it back on the big screen has disappeared faster than the chance of seeing Clooney star in "The American 2". But whats most annoying about this one in particular is the title. Monsters? Where? to be honest - Jaws set the trend. 74 minutes until the title role actually made a proper appearance and the sad fact is that this one goes one step further. I would say it takes pretty much 98% of the film until a fully fledged "actual" sighting happens, not just in background shots of CCTV & Camcorder footage and then its over without any form of battle - and it ends!!!
So disappointing. So what is this film actually about? Well, its more the trek across the "infected zone" that this film focuses on rather than the actual encounters. The film starts 6 years after the first Alien landings and most of Mexico & South America is cordoned off from residential population. So, we have 2 individuals who after losing a passport (and that takes about half the film just to get to that bit) end up having to trek across land to get the America rather than taking the last £5k per ticket Ferry.
The whole film is based on anticipation of Alien intervention, rather than actual intervention and when you are expecting monsters from start to finish it get a little tedious and quite boring very early on.
As far as the actors go, these two are quite good. A Sarah Harding look alike and a nerdy photographer are well suited together, both in troubled relationships it again is a shame that it takes until the final scene to finally get it on, but as with the Aliens you could happily watch the last 10 minutes alone and understand the whole plot.
Slow, Unimpressed and Dull.
The one shining light in all of this was just as the credits roled I bumped into an old school mate who I have not seen in 15 years. So Aaron, this one is for you. See you on X-box / Facebook - very soon!!
And for all my readers on X-box live - I am "The Stig 1976" See you on-line.
See this if..................you like your Monster movies, without Monsters!!!