Friday, 13 November 2009

4, The Men Who Stare at Goats

Oceans 11,12 & 13. The Peacemaker, The Big Lebowski, The Usual Suspects, American Beauty.......All Amazing Movies, so tell me how so much talent can combine to make such a dull, unfunny, tedious and completely pointless movie.

I am usually the optimist when it comes to movies but it has been a very long time since I saw people actually walk out of a movie, especially at £7.50 a pop with an additional £300 for popcorn and drinks.

It was useless!!! in fact, the 2 minute 46 second trailer combined the total comedy in the whole movie in to a tiny space and like the packed movie theatre, I was sucked in by Jeff Bridges jumping off a roof, George Clooney hitting a rock in the middle of a baron desert and Kevin Spacey attempting to predict the future and in reality I should have seen "This is it" instead.

The only saving grace was Ewan McGregor being the only one not believing in the "Jedi Soldier" status when we all know that he is the only true Jedi in the movie!!!

See this if...........Inf act don't unless its a choice between this or losing a limb. In fact, sod it....Lose a limb!!